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So after 10 days, a Presidential visit, and a couple of surprisingly good days of electricity (you can see how much our standards have been lowered) ....
We have a baseline.
Its not very good.
We've decided it'll be the first of several measures and we're tweaking things a little.
We'll call this one ultra crap
Mr and Mrs Okada hereby promise that if NEPA regularly provide more electricity than ultra crap, then we will NOT call for the President's head on a spike
How much you might ask ?
Well in 10 days we've clocked 20 units of electricity.
That's 132 Naira worth of electricity or 13.2 Naira per day
The only thing you can buy in the shops for 13 Naira are those little sweets they sell to children (even a small pack of chewing gum is 25 Naira !)
So we're setting ultra crap at a week rather than 10 days.
If we're not seeing 20 units of electricity per week we're shopping for President IBB T Shirts (please God may no-one keep us to this). We'll be joining the militants in the creeks. Fire and brimstone time......
But hang on.
20 units is a start.
And President Goodluck has about 54 weeks to go.
C'mon Your Excellency !!
Make Mr and Mrs Okada proud !!
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